So it's been a little while since the last update. I figured since I just changed my Christmas signature on the forums in May it would also be a good time for a website update as well. We ventured into Sunwell and killed Kalecgos. I thought it was a very fun and challenging encounter and I'm looking forward to clearing the rest of Sunwell before WotLK. We spent about 3 raid nights working on Kalecgos which isn't too bad (check our points page). That's mainly for the forum trolls that seem to think we spent a month on it. We raid 3 nights a week. I think the hardest part was getting the right raid composition when half the guild has finals. Nothing like good 'ol fashion epeen measurement in an MMO. I just love with over 220 US servers and 1300 guilds that have killed Illidan that people really care what other guilds are doing. We don't care, and if any guild cares about what we do, with our monstrous 12 hour a week raid schedule, you should find the nearest spork and repeatedly stab yourself to death. I mean the only thing I care about is when Valhalla will break up for the 4th time and sell all their characters yet again, they're definitely the best at that. That and relentlessly spamming forums with unfunny dribble.



The Slade, Now With Epic Flying Mount
I know most people think that Tweeked is my epic mount so this will come as a shock to everyone in the guild. In fact nobody knows (except Tweeked) that a couple of weeks ago I finally bought an epic flying mount. That's right, after months of "why the hell don't you have an epic flying mount", I'm now riding in style. Most people have stories of running dailies for weeks on end or fighting Chinese farmers for herbs to sell on the Auction House to get gold. But for me the key was embezzlement. So if you want an easy way to get an epic flying mount start a guild and sell raid drops for your own personal gain!



If you notice I didn't get the regular epic flyer. No I went for the 1500 mount after spending 5000 on the epic flying skill. I deserve to ride in style. As I was flying around admiring my sexy self I was inspired. This momentous occasion needed to be commemorated in song. A few months ago I gave the world the gift of song. Now an encore, enjoy!


Jail Is A Great Vacation Destination
So over the years I have gotten a lot of good reasons from people for not being able to make a raid. From dead relatives to giving girlfriends a ride home there certainly has been variety. The best to date so far was when we had someone who couldn't raid because they were going to the Gay Pride Parade in San Francisco with their "wife". But I think Matchbook is the new champion.




Quality Recruits
We get a lot of horrible apps. But every once in a while someone comes along that deserves to be shared with the world. I really wish I could show his mom this though, oh the spanking he would get. If you aren't crazy feel free to check out our recruiting page though.

UPDATE 5/23: More to this story. Check it out here!



Money Shots - AKA Stuff That Died


Ventrilo Clips

Crazy French Canadian wonders if there is a name for jacking off while taking a dump.




A description of "full service" Asian massage.




So what if you could shoot sperm like Superman.




What do chicks do with the sperm once it's in their hands.




If you play Warcraft your girlfriend might dream you are gay.




Some of the oddest places that people have gotten off in the guild.




What happens when Anal goes horribly wrong.




Chronic masturbation, 'nuff said.




Apparently there are gay orgies where they sacrifice babies.




Toilet explosion during a raid.




Some people really like midgets.




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